Angriest Rice Cooker Director’s Cut 62–On superstitions of the human spirit

I don’t remember how I initially came across this quote, but I know it was sometime in high school and I know that this joke was pretty much my initial response to it. I guess this was one of the great things about having this comic: it gave me a chance to clear out all the old jokes that were cluttering up my brainspace since high school.

This one also took a while to get up this time because I touched up the layout a little bit and for some reason my newer version of photoshop didn’t want to place nice with the file. But I managed to beat it into shape and so here’s the result

Voltaire is supposed to have written, “It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge.” Hmm. I guess even philosophers need pick-up lines.

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5 Responses to “Angriest Rice Cooker Director’s Cut 62–On superstitions of the human spirit”

  1. Anonymous says:

    funny. good quote- makes sense.

  2. Anonymous says:

    wtf

  3. Anonymous says:

    Although that statement may be used as a pickup line, It’s also true. The Animus seeks to understand the Anima. The male seeks the female. The yin seeks the yang. It is in this seeking and mutual binding of the two that we reach the ONE. Get smart, Get laid.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Try putting a little Dukkah from Juliet Mae Spices in that cooker to make it happy.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Brilliant

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