Angriest Rice Cooker Director’s Cut 12–On the Internet part 2

This one came straight out of my high school experience of being a big smartass and hanging out with other big smartasses. Like many smartass high schoolers, we were really into exposing ourselves to really terrible shit. The amount of effort that my friends put into various goatse.cx related projects is terrifying to me now. One of the reactions that we had to these sorts of great/terrible things was to declare, in a pained voice, “Hurts…so…good.”

My friends also had a lot of fun with goth poetry on the internet.  I wasn’t so much involved in this particular set of exploits, but they created a profile on a goth poetry site. I’m not entirely sure, but I think it was Dark Poetry. Anyway, they threw together a bunch of terrible goth poetry and got in flame wars. The exercise ended when they convinced this one guy (who they had been in a flame war with previously, I believe) that he had successfully talked the fictional person down from suicide. They posted a final upbeat and happy poem and closed that chapter of history. It’s really quite heartwarming.

So anyway, those two ideas got meshed together in this comic:

I just spent the past seven hours reading goth poetry on the internet. Hurts so good.

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2 Responses to “Angriest Rice Cooker Director’s Cut 12–On the Internet part 2”

  1. WWUer says:

    hey, that one didn’t have an obscenity…

  2. Connor Moran says:

    That’s true. Way to go, two-years-ago-me.

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